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Don’t Send Me Your Music

Everyday, I get the same request – “what’s the best email to send you my [new] music to?” I always feel bad when people ask me to listen to their music, because I’m not the person you should go to for that. I know, it’s kind of...

The Time I Considered Letting Someone Pee On Me

I can’t remember how old I was, but I was definitely a teenager and an incident happened where I considered letting someone pee on me. *Cue R.Kelly Song* …. I got a stung by a jellyfish. We were on a family vacation in Hawaii and my brother, cousins and I...

Spend More Time With Yourself

Last Sunday, I was excited I had a day off the following day (President’s Day), and was thinking of how I wanted to spend it. What did I want to do? Who did I want to spend it with? And then I thought, “Wait, why do I have to spend it with anyone?”...

The Thickest Part On My Body

I’m 4’11.5″ and weigh 100 pounds – what part on my body do you think is the thickest? My ass? Nope, we all know I’m working on that. Boobs? Nope, those are staying the way those are. My thighs? Eh, I wouldn’t say...